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    <title>Baby's First Internet Picture Gallery</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/babysfirstinternet/1.html</link>
    <description>A nursery rhyme that explains all the ridiculousness of the web. With simple wisdom like, Do not stop to think or edit: You must be the first who said it.</description>
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    <title>Sarah Palin - VPILF</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/babes/vpilf.html</link>
    <description>Vice President I'd Like To F... well you can figure out the rest. The Internet can agree on this much John McCain's new running mate former Miss Alaska runner-up Sarah Palin sure is.</description>
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    <title>NASCAR Babe Nicky Fleites</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/babes/nickyfleites.html</link>
    <description>Nicky Fleites is one hot NASCAR gal. She is a student at Florida State University (brains and body) and lives in Miami, Florida. Her favorite NASCAR track is Daytona and she enjoys beach volleyball (wouldn’t you love to see her in action?) and poker.</description>
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    <title>The Party Inside Your Stomach</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/thepartyinsideyourstomach.html</link>
    <description>Jim Breuer explains what happens inside your stomach when you consume alcoholic beverages.</description>
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    <title>Damn It Feels Good To Be A Banker</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/damnitfeelsgoodtobeabanker.html</link>
    <description>A rap gangfight about bankers and consultants. They go head to head with an ample dose of comedy.</description>
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    <title>Wassup Holmes</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/wassupholmes.html</link>
    <description>A funny and catchy parody of Sherlock Holmes and the Hound of the Baskerville.</description>
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    <title>If Your Ass Looked More Like This</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/morelikethis.html</link>
    <description>Our friend posted this on his ex girlfriend's facebook wall.</description>
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    <title>Big Truck Adventures 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/bigtruckadventures2.html</link>
    <description>In the second part of the truck driving skill game you have to transport goods from a to b. Use arrows like in bike games and hit shift for the nitro boost.</description>
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    <title>Brawl Royale</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/brawlroyale.html</link>
    <description>Brawl Royale is a cool but also maybe the most simple fighting game in the history of flash games: Just bash the space bar when the 'GO' sign appears!</description>
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    <title>Knight Of The Dead</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/knightofthedead.html</link>
    <description>You, the Knight Of The Dead are the only one who can stop the Night Of The Living Dead in this action hack'n'slay game. Use arrows and A to slaughter.</description>
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    <title>Cheap Halloween Costume</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/cheaphalloween.html</link>
    <description>Aww, poor little fella.</description>
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    <title>Chris Hansen Thug</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/hansenthug.html</link>
    <description>Word.</description>
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    <title>Level 10 Net Troll</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/level10nettroll.html</link>
    <description>He has no special power, and he's really mad about it.</description>
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    <title>Yahoo Personals - Matches By Mail</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/matchbymail.html</link>
    <description>WOW, some of these people are fugly.</description>
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    <title>My First D.U.I. Playset</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/myfirstdui.html</link>
    <description>The hottest toy this summer!</description>
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    <title>Ocean Traders</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/oceantraders.html</link>
    <description>Move from place to place with your sailing ship selling and buying goods trying to gain money.</description>
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    <title>Rise Of A King</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/riseofaking.html</link>
    <description>The Rise of a KING takes a turn to the role playing genre, but still retains the action from its predecessor. If you havent played The Rise of a Knight, then there is a "Story so Far" section where you can watch a slideshow of what happened in the first game.</description>
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    <title>Flash Flash Revolution</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/flashflashrevolution.html</link>
    <description>Its like Dance Dance revolution but with the keyboard.</description>
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    <title>Jam XM</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/jamxm.html</link>
    <description>Remember R.C. Pro-Am for the NES? Upgrade your car into battle racing car and race with your opponent!</description>
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    <title>Star Dominion RTS</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/stardominion.html</link>
    <description>RPG time! This strategy game goes out to all the Warcraft and Starcraft nerds of you. Build a battlesome population tactically and let them fight against the enemies.</description>
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    <title>Billy Genocide</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/billygenocide.html</link>
    <description>Bloodlust anyone? Satisfy yourself as Billy Genocide in this action zombie slayer game. Use arrows to walk, space to lam or shoot the annoying undeads.</description>
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    <title>Castle Destroyer</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/castledestroyer.html</link>
    <description>Join the other side and stop defending castles you don't even know... Destroy them in this simple diverting kind of shooter game using your mousecannon.</description>
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    <title>Mercenaries 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/mercenaries2.html</link>
    <description>The badass action game Mercenaries 2 looks like a fast-paced version of Metal Slug. Choose or define the controls and start blasting those aggressive soldiers.</description>
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    <title>Extreme Hate Mail</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/extremehatemail.html</link>
    <description>Richard Dawkins reads off some emails he gets from the people that hate him the most. HA HA you fucking dumbass, I hope you get hit by a church van tonight and you die slowly. This is abosoulty legendary!</description>
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    <title>Stop Motion Musician</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/stopmotionmusician.html</link>
    <description>This guy can't play the piano nor the drums but recorded sounds on each and then editted the timing to create a pretty decent tune.</description>
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    <title>Truck Smashes Into Other Cars</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/trucksmashesintoothercars.html</link>
    <description>This video is a pretty good argument for why methed up truckers shouldn't be allowed to text and drive.</description>
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    <title>Desert Dash</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/desertdash.html</link>
    <description>Desert Dash is a simple but sweet Mediterranean jump and run game. Use WASD or your arrow keys to move 'Don Quixote Dude' through the desert.</description>
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    <title>Evil Minion</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/evilminion.html</link>
    <description>As the 'Evil Minion' you have to collect ingredients for your 'Orphan Feast' in this action game: Kids! Use arrows, A and S to move, fight and run errand.</description>
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    <title>Banana Dash World 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/bananadashworld2.html</link>
    <description>The rolling ape is back. In this sequel you again have to collect bananas and reach the exits within the time limit. Press the space bar to enter next level.</description>
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    <title>iPumpkin</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/ipumpkin.html</link>
    <description>Help Mr. Pumpkinhead to find his lost pumpkins in this jump, run and draw game. Use WASD to move and mouse to draw useful platforms Pumpkinland.</description>
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    <title>State Of Play Baseball</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/stateofplaybaseball.html</link>
    <description>Baseball is a sport which you'll see quite rarely as a flash game. This one provides two different modes and even 'arcade players' will have their fun.</description>
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    <title>HyperDrive X</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/hyperdrivex.html</link>
    <description>HyperDrive X is a really expressive 3D flying game in which you have to use your mouse to fly through various space tunnels and, of course, rings.</description>
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    <title>Ninja Glove</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/ninjaglove.html</link>
    <description>21 mini puzzle games that you have to complete quickly. Can you beat all of them in time?</description>
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    <title>Extreme Toothbrushing</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/extremetoothbrushing.html</link>
    <description>This dude does a hardcore job brushing his teeh. As an added bonus he is rocking out to Three Inches of Blood - "Deadly Sinners". Top That ebaumsworld :P</description>
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    <title>I Fisted A Girl</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/ifistedagirl.html</link>
    <description>Kathy Perry’s parents might not approve of her smash hit single I Kissed A Girl, the rest of the world loves it and she is raking in the money. Time for some parody in I Fisted A Girl. You know you’re lady friend will love it.</description>
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    <title>I Love This School - Nerd Trips And Runs Out Crying</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/nerdtripsandcrys.html</link>
    <description>A nerd walking through the cafeteria trys to be funny by yelling "I Love This School!" but he trips, spills his lunch all over himself and runs out crying like a little girl.</description>
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    <title>Beijing 2008 Olympics Logo</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/beijing2008b.html</link>
    <description>A look at how the Beijing 2008 Olympics Logo was made.</description>
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    <title>Fuck The Harpoons</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/fharpoons.html</link>
    <description>This requires immediate action!</description>
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    <title>Pedophile Vs. PDF File</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/pedovspdf.html</link>
    <description>Know the difference.</description>
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    <title>Michael Phelps - Pool's Closed</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/phelbspoolsclosed.html</link>
    <description>Oh God No!, Michael Phelps is now the current Pool's Closed guy. ...LMAO!</description>
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    <title>Weekend Forecast</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/weekendforecast.html</link>
    <description>Looks like our weekends.</description>
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    <title>What Is This Faggot Shit</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/whatthis.html</link>
    <description>A funny forum picture.</description>
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    <title>Where Does Emo Come From</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/whereemo.html</link>
    <description>Have you ever wondered where the Emo genre came from? Here is a scientific diagram how it all started. Enjoy!</description>
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    <title>Wiretap Man</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/wiretapman.html</link>
    <description>Sweet!, the wiretap man is here!</description>
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    <title>Flash Roll</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/flashroll.html</link>
    <description>The infamous Rick Astley number now performed completely in flash for your viewing pleasure ! Dupe your friends and relatives in a whole new way as they expectantly click your link and are cruelly taunted by Animated Rick's lyrics.</description>
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    <title>Boxing Cat</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/southpawkitty.html</link>
    <description>This cat watches Boxing on TV and shadow boxes.</description>
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    <title>BoomBot</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/boombot.html</link>
    <description>The goal of this puzzle skill game is to get the little 'BoomBot' to the exit. Use the mouse to place bombs in order to catapult him or to light up other stuff.</description>
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    <title>Shadez - The Black Operations</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/shadez.html</link>
    <description>Try to waste your money tactically in this silhouette war battle game. Defeat your opponent's army with soldiers, missiles and other stuff you can buy.</description>
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    <title>Itchy Itchy Ass Holes</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/itchyitchyasshole.html</link>
    <description>A fun and new messy boardgame to play with your friends!</description>
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    <title>Funny Olympic Runner</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/olympicrunner.html</link>
    <description>Who says the Olympics are not funny.</description>
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    <title>The Joker As Ronald McDonald - Would Ya Like Fries With That?</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/frieswiththat.html</link>
    <description>A pretty good photoshopped.</description>
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    <title>Crazy Truck</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/crazytruck.html</link>
    <description>Drive the truck over ramps as you reach the flag without landing on certain objects. Don't crash!</description>
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    <title>Never End</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/neverend.html</link>
    <description>Try to find your way out of this maddening maze! Rotate the room around in order to get to the exit! Move left and right with the cursor keys. Jump with the up key. Rotate the room with the Z and X keys.</description>
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    <title>Putt Base</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/puttbase.html</link>
    <description>In this mixture of golf game and 'Incredible Machine' you have to get the ball through various mazes. Use mouse to place objects and fire the ball.</description>
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    <title>River War</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/riverwar.html</link>
    <description>Move from square to square in this turn based strategy attacking game. Don't let the computer win.</description>
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    <title>Counterforce</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/counterforce.html</link>
    <description>Hit as many targets as possible.You have 60 seconds prove your skills as a camper. Points are awarded for the level of accuracy you achieve. Good luck!</description>
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    <title>Killer Affairs</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/killeraffairs.html</link>
    <description>Make your cold blooded way through this action platform game. Use WASD to jump'n'run, collect weapons and use mouse to aim and shoot your enemies.</description>
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    <title>Bubble Pool</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/bubblepool.html</link>
    <description>Pot all the red and smiling bubbles in the fun billiard game 'Bubble Pool'. Use your mouse to place the cue ball, set its direction and power and to shoot it.</description>
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    <title>People Then And Now Picture Gallery</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/thenandnow/1.html</link>
    <description>A funny set of pictures of people recreating their childhood pictures when they are all grown up. We also made jumping to pictures easier because some people out there did not know how to cycle through the images.</description>
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    <title>Gay Chubby Dating</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/gaychubbydating.html</link>
    <description>This was sent in to us from one of you, why you where on that site we do not know...</description>
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    <title>McFail</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/mcfail.html</link>
    <description>Sometimes, your success in life can be determined by your family name.</description>
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    <title>Sorry I'm Blind</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/sorryimblind.html</link>
    <description>Can I feel your....?</description>
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    <title>You Know What Time It Is</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/whattimeitis.html</link>
    <description>Yeah boy!</description>
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    <title>Big Boob Blonde Webcam Bimbo</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/babes/bbwb.html</link>
    <description>Keep convincing yourself that your fap session wasn't a waste of time. We can be so mean when it comes to describing our videos, lol.</description>
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    <title>ASDF Movie</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/asdfmovie.html</link>
    <description>A funny collaboration with animator PivotRJ, based on the asdfman comics by TomSka. Watch this stick man get into some funny situations.</description>
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    <title>Guy Loses Control Of Motorcycle And Slams Face First Into Wall</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/bikeintowall.html</link>
    <description>Check out this guy trying to do donuts after it just rained.</description>
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    <title>Bottle Rocket Explodes And Hits Kid In The Nuts</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/bottlerockettothenuts.html</link>
    <description>Here is a good reason not to make homemade fireworks. This kid better check down below to make sure the "boys" are still there.</description>
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    <title>Predator Faints Face First Into Bar</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/predatorfainting.html</link>
    <description>Chris Hansen Tip of The Day: Getting caught soliciting a minor can be pretty stressful and can lead to dizzy spells, so always be sure to tape a pillow securely to your head before you leave the house for your date.</description>
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    <title>Train Hits Truck Crossing Railroad Tracks</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/truckhitbytrain.html</link>
    <description>Check out this train annilate that truck. Watch the train cut through the trailer like butter.</description>
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    <title>BlastUrWei</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/blasturwei.html</link>
    <description>Bounce your character upwards with explosions without hitting the walls. Hit too many walls and die.</description>
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    <title>Free Fall</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/freefallb.html</link>
    <description>You've jumped off a cliff, now it's time to dodge all the rocks on the way down to stay alive.</description>
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    <title>RyuCopter</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/ryucopter.html</link>
    <description>Shoot the enemies and dodge their fire as you strive to stay alive. Watch out for the giant flying Ben Affleck head...?</description>
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    <title>Putting Mad</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/puttingmad.html</link>
    <description>Make the required about of putts on each level before time runs out. Hit to hard and lose time.</description>
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    <title>The Chase</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/thechase.html</link>
    <description>Race down the straightaway road dodging cars as you prevent the cop from catching up to you.</description>
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    <title>Tamus On Moonyland</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/tamusonmoonyland.html</link>
    <description>Guide little Tamus through Moonyland in this sweet infantile jump and run platform game. Use arrows and space to move and also mouse to click stuff.</description>
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    <title>Brass Knuckle Coffee Mug</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/brassknucklecofmug.html</link>
    <description>Because you just don't care how anyone's weekend went.</description>
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    <title>School Bus In India</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/indiaschoolbus.html</link>
    <description>LULZ.</description>
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    <title>A Little Girl And Her Cat</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/littlegirlandcat.html</link>
    <description>Ah how cute.</description>
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    <title>Nahtzee</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/nahtzee.html</link>
    <description>This doesn't look like a fun game.</description>
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    <title>Never Gonna Give You Up</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/nevergiveyouup.html</link>
    <description>Never gonna let you down.</description>
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    <title>No Furbies Allowed</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/nofurbieallowed.html</link>
    <description>Poor Furbie.</description>
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    <title>New Yorker's Map Of America</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/nymap.html</link>
    <description>This is how New Yorker's view America.</description>
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    <title>Stupid People On Yahoo Answers</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/yahoogeorgia.html</link>
    <description>More proof that Yahoo Answers is filled with stupid questions.</description>
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    <title>Rachel Aldana</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/babes/rachelaldana.html</link>
    <description>One of the hottest babes from the U.K. does a hot photoshoot.</description>
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    <title>Pistol Training</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/pistoltraining.html</link>
    <description>Practice your aiming skills with 3 types of pistol. You need to be skillful to advance through all three levels.</description>
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    <title>Scope - First Blood</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/scopefirstblood.html</link>
    <description>The first episode of a dark new sniper series.</description>
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    <title>Count The Cubes</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/countthecubes.html</link>
    <description>Count the cubes that are dropped onto the playing field during each level. More and more keep coming.</description>
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    <title>Necronomicon</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/necronomicon.html</link>
    <description>Necronomicon that are dropped onto the playing field during each level. More and more keep coming.</description>
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    <title>Space Station Jason</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/spacestationjason.html</link>
    <description>This a quite fancy 3D platform jump and run action game. Use arrows to run and space to jump. (Refresh screen (F5) if it doesn't work the first time).</description>
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    <title>The Mah Jongg Key</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/themahjonggkey.html</link>
    <description>Play the puzzle game Mah Jongg. Look for similar pieces and click on them.</description>
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    <title>Archery Challenge</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/archerychallenge.html</link>
    <description>Select your power and your angle as more and different targets appear. Don't run out of time!</description>
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    <title>HalfPipe Hero</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/halfpipehero.html</link>
    <description>Score points as you move down the halfpipe on your snowboard. Get needed points before checkpoint.</description>
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    <title>Bible School Rave</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/bibleschoolrave.html</link>
    <description>DJ Holy Ghost and MC David Rodigan are played at a youth Bible School and the crowd goes nuts!</description>
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    <title>Unicorn Rider</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/unicornrider.html</link>
    <description>Use your mouse to steer as you reach checkpoints and pass computer racers.</description>
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    <title>Beijing 2008 Flash Game</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/beijing2008.html</link>
    <description>Choose your country and compete in all the games and go for the gold!</description>
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    <title>Twisted Tennis</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/twistedtennis.html</link>
    <description>Fun little but nice tennis sports game. Choose player and court, use arrow keys to move and Z, X and C to hit the ball fast, slow or high.</description>
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    <title>Arsenal</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/arsenal.html</link>
    <description>Tactically think about the situation and take out the enemy. Some levels take a deal of thinking.</description>
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    <title>Gunmaster Onslaught 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/gunmasteronslaught2.html</link>
    <description>Be the GunMaster... Equiped with a machine gun, rocket launcher, grenades, proximity mines, and RPG... Fight off the invading enemy forces!</description>
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    <title>Ragdoll Cannon 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/ragdollcannon.html</link>
    <description>Use ragdolls as cannonballs in this brand new version of Johnny K's hit puzzle/action game. Fire the stickmen onto the target sign to proceed to the next level. Try to clear all seventy levels!</description>
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    <title>Best Friends Forever 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/bestfriendsforever2.html</link>
    <description>Get all miners to the exit in this platform logic game using teamwork skills. Use arrows to walk, Z to jump, shift to change the active character.</description>
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    <title>Desktop Tower Defense 1.5</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/desktoptowerdefense15.html</link>
    <description>Desktop TD is a fun flash based puzzle / strategy game where you have to protect your desktop from invaders by spending money on attacking pieces and building a maze for them to follow. A strangely addictive yet stress relieving game.</description>
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    <title>Superstar Beatdown</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/superstarbeatdown.html</link>
    <description>Would you like to punish a certain superstar just for beeing so crappy? Here you go: Use mouse to fling him or her or other stuff... DESTRUCTION!!!</description>
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    <title>Penn And Teller BuzzSaw Magic Trick</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/illusions/penntellersaw.html</link>
    <description>When Penn And Teller cut a woman in half, they really cut her in half.</description>
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    <title>Family Guy Duck Hunt</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/familyguyduckhunt.html</link>
    <description>Peter Griffin playing Duck Hunt!!! If you want to play this you will need M.U.G.E.N newbs.</description>
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    <title>Arctic Quest 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/arcticquest2.html</link>
    <description>Solve 100 inlay puzzles to foil the evil plans of the Snow King's son.</description>
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    <title>The Junk Yard</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/thejunkyard.html</link>
    <description>Grab the vehicles and stack them without letting them tip. Stack enough then crush them in time.</description>
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    <title>World Wars</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/worldwars.html</link>
    <description>Updated "Dice Wars"? Fight up to 7 opponents for control of random maps. Unlimited gameplay? SWEET!</description>
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    <title>AlphaBounty</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/alphabounty.html</link>
    <description>You are a bountyhunter killing of alien infestations for money to make your ship even more capable of dealing death and withstanding forces.</description>
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    <title>Helipopter</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/helipopter.html</link>
    <description>Fifty increasingly difficult levels to master in this totally unique physics based helicopter game.</description>
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    <title>Deadly Drive</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/deadlydrive.html</link>
    <description>Control the hummer as you drive over the mountains grabbing gold items and the exit key. Don't tip!</description>
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    <title>Xtreme Sleigh</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/xtremesleigh.html</link>
    <description>Ride your sled down the hill as you grab flags and go off jumps as you dodge other objects.</description>
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    <title>TechWars</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/techwars.html</link>
    <description>Shoot the turrets and other ships as you upgrade yours and stay alive. Prioritize your targets!</description>
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    <title>The Thing Recreated With G.I. Joe Action Figures</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/gijoethething.html</link>
    <description>Awesome remake of the movie "The Thing" using some of the coolest G.I. Joe action figures from back in the day. They not dolls they're ACTION FIGURES!!! LOL.</description>
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    <title>DJ Spock</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/djspock.html</link>
    <description>DJ Spock is laying down some sweet beats on the Starship Enterprise. "DJ Spocccccccck!"</description>
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    <title>Self Defense For Dorks</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/selfdefensefordorks.html</link>
    <description>Watch these dorks choke and strangle each other. You might learn how to defend yourself if you can stop laughing.</description>
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    <title>Air Balloon Rally</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/airballoonrally.html</link>
    <description>A very hard game of unscrambling words to make your air balloon win the race. Use your vocabulary to send the balloons to their destinations.</description>
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    <title>Rolling Block Mazes</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/rollingblockmazes.html</link>
    <description>The concept of a rolling block maze was invented by Richard Tucker in the fall of 1998. Tucker is a British software developer and puzzle designer. One of his creations is the mechanical puzzle “King’s Court,” published by Pentangle.</description>
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    <title>Tower Panic</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/towerpanic.html</link>
    <description>Defend the top of your castle as you click he vats of oil to drop on the climbing enemies.</description>
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    <title>Jump Gear</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/jumpgear.html</link>
    <description>Race as fast as you can over the hills as you grab time extensions and spring to the checkpoints.</description>
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    <title>Scania Driver</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/scaniadriver.html</link>
    <description>Drive your big rig and later on a bus as you maintain your speed, watch your gas levels and more.</description>
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    <title>Sketch Rider</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/sketchrider.html</link>
    <description>Drive your vehicle over the bumps and pits as you keep from tipping over.</description>
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    <title>Ryder Cup Challenge</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/rydercupchallenge.html</link>
    <description>The Ryder Cup is the biggest Tournament in Golf. Europe and the USA battle it out to see who is the world's best. With the last two going to Europe will GG players make it three in the row, or will our US fans stick a spanner in the works?</description>
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    <title>Super Sonic Click</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/supersonicclick.html</link>
    <description>Fly and collect all the rings while dodging obstacles and enemies.</description>
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    <title>Star Serpent Sigma</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/starserpentsigma.html</link>
    <description>On a scouting mission, the original star serpent was shot down and crash landed on the planet "arbitor". Shortly afterward a clone serpent - the star cobra was created and ran amuck through out the universe.</description>
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    <title>Gangsters War</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/gangsterswar.html</link>
    <description>Mafia warfare has never been so fun! Choose American or Russian mobsters; deploy your street thugs, armed with brass knuckles, shivs and worse!</description>
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    <title>Shore Siege</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/shoresiege.html</link>
    <description>Yarrr! Ye be shipwrecked on an Island full 'o' monsters. It's up to you to defend your ship against countless hordes of vile beast and repair the ship to the point where ye can escape! Good luck, matey!</description>
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    <title>SFG Pool</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/sfgpool.html</link>
    <description>This is a standard 8 ball pool game with the corresponding rules. You can play against other people online in multiplayer mode, against different CPU controlled opponents or against your friend on the same computer. Aim with the mouse. Click and hold the left mouse button to increase the power. Release to strike.</description>
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    <title>Mad Mech</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/madmech.html</link>
    <description>Blast away at enemies vehicles, soldiers, aircrafts, and other mechs as you fight to stay alive.</description>
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    <title>That Hot Sounding Xbox Live Girl</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/hotxboxlivegirl.html</link>
    <description>You know she is on your friends list.</description>
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    <title>Jesus Saves - Hockey Goalie</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/jesussaves.html</link>
    <description>He is unstoppable.</description>
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    <title>What No Way</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/whatnoway.html</link>
    <description>Those silly terrorists.</description>
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    <title>Man Riding A Bike With A Wheel Barrel On His Head</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/wheelbarrelhead.html</link>
    <description>He must be a gardner.</description>
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    <title>You Are This Gay - Rainbow Guy On Couch</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/youthisgay1.html</link>
    <description>Lol rainbow suit.</description>
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    <title>Mister Rogers Clown Mask</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/misterrogersclownmask.html</link>
    <description>Proof Mr. Rogers is the devil!</description>
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    <title>Nicky Boom</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/nickyboom.html</link>
    <description>Huge worlds with a lot of different monsters, various items and many hidden paths. Gorgeous and enhanced graphics from the original 90s classic!</description>
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    <title>The Commander In Chief Test - McCain</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/cictestmccann.html</link>
    <description>A funny look at how dumb and funny John McCain is. This incudes funny clips from his presidential campaign. If you thought Bush was bad you have to check out this guy.</description>
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    <title>The Uber Ninja</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/theuberninja.html</link>
    <description>A funny little man goes crazy on the street and practices his Uber Ninja moves. This guy is hilarious.</description>
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    <title>Sexy Lollipop Girl</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/babes/lollipopgirl.html</link>
    <description>This has to be the hottest babe we have ever seen. Make sure you share this with your friends!</description>
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    <title>WWRJD - What Would Republican Jesus Do</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/wwrjd.html</link>
    <description>A funny political picture.</description>
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    <title>9 Reasons Not To Date A Tyrannosaurus Rex</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/9reasonsnottodateatyrannosaurusrex/1.html</link>
    <description>Set of pictures describing 9 funny things about dating a Tyrannosaurus Rex.</description>
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    <title>Bear In A Taxi</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/bearintaxi.html</link>
    <description>Why would you pick up a bear?</description>
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    <title>Gangbro Till Elevator</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/gangbro.html</link>
    <description>So what happens when you get to the elevator?</description>
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    <title>Anatomy Of A Hamdog</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/hamdog.html</link>
    <description>Hamburger + Hotdog = Hamdog. This might be the most disgusting sandwich ever.</description>
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    <title>Santa With Stormtroopers</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/santawithtroppers.html</link>
    <description>It does not look good for Santa.</description>
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    <title>Stop Trolling</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/stoptrolling.html</link>
    <description>A funny forum picture.</description>
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    <title>Peter Griffin Rave</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/griffinrave.html</link>
    <description>The Victims of Science made this song with GLaDOS, the Aperture A.I. from the videogame Portal.</description>
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    <title>Moto Rush</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/motorushb.html</link>
    <description>Drive your vehicle as you tilt, lean, grab nitro, and perform jumps. Don't forget about 1st place. It has to be noted that there is another game called Moto Rush by Game Top, way to go Addicting Games. Fail.</description>
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    <title>Portal - The Device Has Been Modified</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/thisdevicehasbeenmodified.html</link>
    <description>The Victims of Science made this song with GLaDOS, the Aperture A.I. from the videogame Portal.</description>
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    <title>Anaksha - Female Assassin</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/anaksha.html</link>
    <description>A well made sniper game with some great detail and good cutscenes. Watch as the brains go splat!</description>
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    <title>AVO-DE</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/avode.html</link>
    <description>The name 'AVO-DE' stands for Avoid and Destroy, That's exactly what you do in this action game. Use WASD or arrows to move, mouse to aim'n'shoot.</description>
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    <title>Rothus Blast</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/rothusblast.html</link>
    <description>Rothus, the Traveler from Duel Masters is on a trip when he's attacked by Lah, Purification Enforcer. Help him defend himself by blasting the berserker shields!</description>
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    <title>Soviet Silo Defense</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/sovietsilodefense.html</link>
    <description>Defend your nukes from the US war planes. Use your mouse to aim and shoot. Holding the squares over a unit for a longer period will increase the accuracy of the surface-to-air missile. Hold the spacebar to choose between different weapon modes. Buy upgrades between levels with money you’ve earned.</description>
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    <title>Jump N Smash</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/jumpnsmash.html</link>
    <description>Stay alive for as long as possible as you jump n smash all the robots. Similar to Hulk Bad Altitude.</description>
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    <title>Metal Slug 2 - Unfinished Business</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/metalslug2ub.html</link>
    <description>Move along and blast all the aliens. Make wrong choices during cutscenes and game will end early.</description>
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    <title>Wake Boarding</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/wakeboarding.html</link>
    <description>Try to stay on the wake board and do tricks.</description>
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    <title>Bitmap Turret Defence</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/bitmapturretdefence.html</link>
    <description>Setup your turrets and kill all the incoming monsters. A variety of monsters, and turrets to lay.</description>
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    <title>Evito Ball</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/evitoball.html</link>
    <description>Get your ball through the challenging levels of this quite tricky action maze game. Use arrows to move, collect all the bubbles and dodge various turrets.</description>
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    <title>Pillage The Village</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/pillagethevillage.html</link>
    <description>Pillage the Village features ragdoll physics, gesture recognition, and visceral, satisfying gameplay differentiating it from anything else out there.</description>
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    <title>Puzzle Freak 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/puzzlefreak2.html</link>
    <description>Play a board game with other players or the computer as you complete many puzzles at each turn.</description>
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    <title>UnitedNothing.net User Of The Month</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/bumonlaptop.html</link>
    <description>Aside from you this guy visits our site the most.</description>
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    <title>MILF Realtors</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/milfrealtors.html</link>
    <description>We'll sell your house or...</description>
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    <title>Underage Drinkers</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/underagedrinkers.html</link>
    <description>Only they would think it is cool...</description>
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    <title>One Liner Services</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/ols.html</link>
    <description>Vengeance is a dish best served awesome!</description>
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    <title>Ten Pin Alley</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/tenpinalley.html</link>
    <description>This beautiful game has a simple interface that gives you tons of control over the ball. The pins are modeled to fall like real pins. Pick out your favorite ball and hit the lanes.</description>
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    <title>Blue Shift</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/blueshift.html</link>
    <description>Arcade pilots with RPG experience wanted! This shoot'em up game scrolls horizontally and is a bit tactical. Use arrows to fly, A to fire and S for shields.</description>
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    <title>Star Wings</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/starwings.html</link>
    <description>Arcade pilots wanted! Shoot'em all up in this vertical scrolling action game. Use your mouse to move, collect power ups and hit (or hold) the button to fire.</description>
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    <title>Heist 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/heist2.html</link>
    <description>If you are a thief you can sometimes find yourself in pretty strange places. This time you have selected an old abandoned mansion to burgle. This game is pretty big so give it time to load!</description>
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    <title>Orange Runner</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/orangerunner.html</link>
    <description>Simple, fun, enjoyable. It's defiantly an instant classic. The apparent random races are a fun challenge.</description>
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    <title>Alien Hill</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/alienhill.html</link>
    <description>Shoot the aliens as they come and attack you. Most will need many shots in them to be put down.</description>
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    <title>Robokill Titan Prime</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/robokill.html</link>
    <description>Liberate Space Station Titan Prime in this classic arcade shooter with RPG elements. Great graphics and physics too!</description>
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    <title>Territory WAR Online</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/territorywaronline.html</link>
    <description>Territory WAR Online features more weapons, destructible terrain, new and improved stages (thanks to Poxpower and Swain), and most importantly, online play! You have to read the instructions before it lets you play!</description>
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    <title>Chucky Bean</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/chuckybean.html</link>
    <description>Scary Lulz.</description>
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    <title>Thorough Spanking Coupon</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/spankcoupon.html</link>
    <description>The bearer of this coupon is entitled to one free Thorough Spanking as administered by Mister Master...</description>
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    <title>Dual</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/dual.html</link>
    <description>In a world where you are the only good robot fighting against all the evil forces, you are humanity's last chance. Going through various areas and destroying bosses and different types of enemies.</description>
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    <title>Foxy Sniper</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/foxysniper.html</link>
    <description>Don't hate me because I'm beautiful. Fear me, because I am a crack shot! Assassination isn't just a job; it's a way of life.</description>
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    <title>Ghosty Ghosty</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/ghostyghosty.html</link>
    <description>Shoot the incoming enemies as you upgrade your barricade and fortify yourself from being attacked.</description>
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    <title>Quarantine Defender</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/quarantinedefender.html</link>
    <description>Shoot all the people running towards the wall. Gun them down before they reach it. Call in a airstrike if things get crazy.</description>
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    <title>Run Batman Run</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/runbatmanrun.html</link>
    <description>Help Christian Bale escape the law and live to make another sequel.</description>
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    <title>Dust</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/dust.html</link>
    <description>Customize your character, pick up weapons and kill the enemies before they kill you.</description>
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    <title>3Point Shootout</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/3pointshootout.html</link>
    <description>You have 30 balls and 3 rounds to make as many baskets as possible. Each round your position changes!</description>
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    <title>Charlie The Duck</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/charlietheduck.html</link>
    <description>A lovely retro jump and run game which can easily keep up with its fellow Mario. Use arrows to move Charlie, space to jump.</description>
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    <title>Prism - Light The Way</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/prism.html</link>
    <description>Here comes a puzzle game for all the light engineers of you. Try to illuminate all smiling blobs with the specific color. Warning: Very, very mean time limit!</description>
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    <title>Rainbow Roller</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/rainbowroller.html</link>
    <description>	Guide your ball through a obstacles course using your magic wand. With this wand you can draw rainbows and stun enemies. Complete the level the fastest and try to get on the leaderboards!</description>
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    <title>Dealer Sam Episode 1</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/dealersam1.html</link>
    <description>The lovable kids' character Dealer Sam makes his debut appearance in this episode 'The Missing Weed'. Watch out for the ironic music playing in the fire engine... 'Arsonist'!</description>
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    <title>Dealer Sam Episode 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/dealersam2.html</link>
    <description>Dealer Sam returns in this classic episode 'Big Trevs Acid Bash'. Watch out for the talking cat!</description>
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    <title>Dirt Bike 4</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/dirtbike4.html</link>
    <description>Take it to the rooftops in the fourth installment of the original bike game, Dirt Bike 4! The goal is to complete all levels in the shortest amount of time without falling off your bike. The quicker you finish, the higher the score. Try to avoid odd angles when jumping off the rooftops and try to get the bike stable at all times. Good Luck!</description>
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    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/pornforwomen/1.html</link>
    <description>Let's face it, the opposite sex really have got some freaky perverted tastes when it comes to the adoration of the male - They just dig disgusting totally unrealistic objectified images of men.</description>
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    <title>Crazy Driving</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/crazydriving.html</link>
    <description>Drive to the finish line on each level as you keep from falling or crashing getting unbalanced.</description>
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    <title>Rockfury ATV Racing</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/rockfuryatvracing.html</link>
    <description>Drive your ATV through 10 levels of extreme goals and challenges in RockFury!</description>
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    <title>Mr. Show - Hello, I'm A Rapist</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/imwitharapist.html</link>
    <description>Hello, I'm a rapist. Would you like insurance?</description>
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    <title>Intrusion</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/intrusion.html</link>
    <description>Venture through 5 levels of snowy mountains, industrial complexes and moving trains as you battle your way through waves of soldiers, helicopters, and robots.</description>
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    <title>Armored Soldiers 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/armoredsoldiers2.html</link>
    <description>Shoot all the enemies that appear on the screen in this 3D shooter with dual guns.</description>
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    <title>Super Marine</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/supermarine.html</link>
    <description>Super Marine is a (quite hard) mix of action shooter and strategy turret defense game. Build and upgrade your army and defeat the enemy hordes.</description>
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    <title>Dragons Run</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/dragonsrun.html</link>
    <description>Race through the track as you jump and avoid obstacles to keep your pace. Don't run into them!</description>
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    <title>Shape Escape Extended</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/shapeescapeextended.html</link>
    <description>In Shape Escape Extended, you must guide your ball to the golden exit of each level. Guided by the laws of physics, you must make creative and treacherous decisions to be victorious! Enjoy 25 levels as they increase in difficulty and throw new twists your way.</description>
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    <title>100 Billion</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/100billion.html</link>
    <description>Don't get excited. The conversion rate equals to about $1.35.</description>
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    <title>Man License Suspended</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/manlicense.html</link>
    <description>...permanently!</description>
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    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/wangglove.html</link>
    <description>Funny Asian glove company.</description>
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    <title>Albert Einstein Optical Illusion</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/illusions/alberteinsteinillusion.html</link>
    <description>At first I didn't feel like getting up to see if this worked but I ended up grabbing some coffee and on my way back to the computer I was like WTF?</description>
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    <title>Sexy Optical Illusion</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/illusions/sexyopticalillusion.html</link>
    <description>Stare at the screen long enough and the girl will appear in color.</description>
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    <title>Peter Griffin Prank Calls</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/petergriffinprankcalls.html</link>
    <description>Some guy does a good impression of Peter Griffin and does alot of funny prank calls.</description>
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    <title>Big Belly Deli</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/bigbellydeli.html</link>
    <description>A perfect photo.</description>
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    <title>Old Hookers Bait And Tackle Shop</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/oldhookersbait.html</link>
    <description>More fishing humor.</description>
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    <title>Nuclear Bike</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/nuclearbike.html</link>
    <description>Complete levels as fast as possible to achieve maximum score points. Maximize your score by collecting bonuses and performing stunts.</description>
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    <title>Risky Rider 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/riskyrider2.html</link>
    <description>Upgrade your bike for each level of jumps to ensure you make it over all the jumps.</description>
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    <title>Killer Whale</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/killerwhale.html</link>
    <description>After many years of captivity you're fed up with your life as a tourist attaction at Sea World. And worse of all you're being fed small dead fish for lunch every day!</description>
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    <title>Pirates Vs Ninjas</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/theloneninja.html</link>
    <description>Once you get used to the controls of this action game it's quite entertaining. Use WASD and space to move 'Lone Ninja' and mouse to hurl shurikens.</description>
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    <title>Trojan Hero</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/trojanhero.html</link>
    <description>Fight, stab, and block unending waves of enemies. Each level more need to be killed.</description>
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    <title>Heli Combat</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/helicombat.html</link>
    <description>Stay alive as you drop bombs, launch missiles, and shoot machine guns at the enemies that appear.</description>
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    <title>Wonderboy Legends</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/wonderboylegends.html</link>
    <description>Kill enemies and grab coins as you progress further and grab skill experiences.</description>
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    <title>Battle Mechs</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/battlemechs.html</link>
    <description>Pit your mech against the enemy mech in this turn based mech fighting game. Upgrade mech points.</description>
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    <title>Elite Forces Conquest</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/eliteforcesconquest.html</link>
    <description>Place your turrets accordingly to keep the enemy from reach the end of each of the maps.</description>
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    <title>ScramBall</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/scramball.html</link>
    <description>Try to navigate the blue ball through all the mazes of this little skill game without touching the pointed obstacles. Of course, you may touch the walls.</description>
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    <title>Zorbatron</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/zorbatron.html</link>
    <description>Roll the Zorbatron for as long as possible as you avoid crashing into items.</description>
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    <title>Nelson Ha Ha</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/nelson.html</link>
    <description>Click on Nelson to make him say Ha Ha.</description>
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    <title>Pirate Tampons</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/piratetampons.html</link>
    <description>Fer pluggin the bloody hole afore th' sharks smell ye.</description>
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    <title>Pool's Closed - Woman Outraged At Internet Meme</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/poolsclosed.html</link>
    <description>Somebody hanged the Pool's Closed sign up at a local pool. Now this grandmom is upset about this internet meme / fad and is on the news crying about.</description>
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    <title>Wrestling Fans Throw Chairs Into Ring</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/wrestlingchairs.html</link>
    <description>Now this when wrestling use to be good! Everybody in the house picks up their metal chair and throws it in the wrestling ring. Watch the metal chairs just pile up!</description>
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    <title>Super Mario Flash 3</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/smf3.html</link>
    <description>Our favorite plumber is back in this 3rd installment of Super Mario Flash. A world map has been added so you can go to any world you want. This version includes a level editor! The graphics in this are clean and polished and look better than Nintendo's version!</description>
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    <title>Tom Selleck Cake - Hairy Birthday</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/tomselleckcake.html</link>
    <description>The Tom Selleck Cake features sprinkles where his chest hair is. Hey if this turns into a fad like the whole Chuck Norris thing, remember we (UnitedNothing.net) started this fad years ago with Tom Selleck's House Of Pain and Tom Selleck - Your Mom.</description>
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    <title>Inquisitive Dave</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/inquisitivedave.html</link>
    <description>Platform adventure game fans: Here comes a MUST PLAY for you! Use arrows to move little Dave through the screens, space to pickup and use items.</description>
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    <title>Rigby</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/rigby.html</link>
    <description>Help Rigby destroy the pesky blocks disturbing the aesthetics of his perfect, curvy kingdom.</description>
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    <title>This Game Is A Joke</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/thisgameisajoke.html</link>
    <description>This might be the coolest platform game on the net right now. Just go to the ? signs to find out what to do next.</description>
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    <title>Black Metal Band</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/blackmetalband.html</link>
    <description>...literally.</description>
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    <title>Ugly Fisherman</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/uglyfisherman.html</link>
    <description>When we mean ugly we mean UGLY!!! OMG!! :0</description>
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    <title>Karotten Dance</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/karottendance.html</link>
    <description>...???</description>
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    <title>Shauvon Torres Picture Gallery</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/shauvontorres/1.html</link>
    <description>Let's be honest. This is the only reason that you watched MTV's The Real World Sydney. Lots of pictures of one of the cutest girls that was ever on the show. She looks alot better now than when she was on the show.</description>
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    <title>Bachelor's Refrigerators Picture Gallery</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/bachelorsrefrigerators/1.html</link>
    <description>Does these remind you of some of your single friend's refrigerators? Or even worse does this remind you of your own?</description>
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    <title>Fail Wash</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/failwash.html</link>
    <description>...at Your service!</description>
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    <title>Extreme Makeover Homeless Edition</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/extrememakeoverhomelessedition.html</link>
    <description>Ty and the gang remake a cardboard box into... well, take a look and see the heartwarming story!</description>
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    <title>Pixelshock's Tower Defence</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/pixelshockstd.html</link>
    <description>Defend against 50 waves of creeps by building towers to prevent their passage! You have 7 different towers to choose from and each have their strengths and weaknesses. Choose Wisely! You will start with 20 lives with top-ups at the item shop. Most of the creeps will bear special abilities so beware!!</description>
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    <title>Pyramid Bloxx</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/pyramidbloxx.html</link>
    <description>Begin your adventure through 75 ancient levels to create an empire worth Cleopatra’s heart. In a journey of amazing twists and turns, create the Great Pyramids of Egypt with 3 addictive game types including – Pyramid Building Challenge, Match 3 Bloxx Puzzle and the ultra-fun Bloxx Mining Challenge.</description>
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    <title>Tactics 100 Live</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/tactics100live.html</link>
    <description>Create an army of 100 points and send that army into battle against other 100 point armies. Choose the army suited to your fighting style. This is a fair fight and the winner can only be determined by who has the most skill.</description>
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    <title>The Battle</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/thebattle.html</link>
    <description>Your objective is to create an army with the limited money you possess and to wipe out the enemy and their fortress (situated to your right). Your main source of income is an oil well situated just outside of your stronghold - make sure you don't lose it to enemy forces, or you may find yourself pennyless and defeated.ts off easy enough, but gets very difficult!</description>
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    <title>Ragdoll Cannon 1.5</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/ragdollcannon15.html</link>
    <description>This game is so addicting! For all fans of the pupa skill shooting game 'Ragdoll Cannon' here's a bunch of new levels. Again, at least one of your rag dudes has to touch the exit.</description>
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    <title>The Lost Warrior</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/thelostwarrior.html</link>
    <description>A war has last for a long time, fires and battles everywhere, collapsing houses, the lost refugees, the injured soldiers and broken tanks ..everything is destroyed, from which seems never to stop. On an island of the Pacific Ocean, a fierce battle is undergoing. Column 101 of army A has received the command of headquarters.</description>
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    <title>MMA Kirby Remix</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/mmacurby.html</link>
    <description>We all know MMA fighters are tough dudes but some parts of MMA fighting is just gay, LOL WTF...</description>
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    <title>Futurama 80's Guy</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/futurama80sguy.html</link>
    <description>Fry meets a guy that is trapped in the 1980's.</description>
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    <title>The Bed Magic Trick</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/illusions/thebed.html</link>
    <description>Sweet illusion where the magician gets into to bed and transforms into a woman.</description>
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    <title>Truck Towing A Trailer Destroys ATM</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/atmaccident.html</link>
    <description>You might want to remember that you're towing something when pulling up to the ATM. Watch this truck make the roof of the bank fall!</description>
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    <title>Man Text Messaging Laying Down On A Motorcycle</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/motorcycletextmessaging.html</link>
    <description>A insane man laying down on a moving motorcycle text messaging on the freeway!</description>
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    <title>Skank Sack</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/skanksack.html</link>
    <description>I hate it when my yam yam gets the sniffles. The handbag every skank needs!</description>
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    <title>Tractor Trailer Crashes Into Parked Cars</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/tractortrailercrashesintocars.html</link>
    <description>Watch this tractor trailer drive full speed into a group of parked cars in a parking lot. LOL wtf happened to my car.</description>
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    <title>Xunmato Alpha</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/xunmatoalpha.html</link>
    <description>A fast paced role playing game ,choose story mode to go on a dark adventure whilst battling many enemies or you can play in arcade mode and enjoy fierce battles!</description>
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    <title>ACR Bumper Cars Championship</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/acrbumpercars.html</link>
    <description>You are the red car. Use the arrow keys to move. Try to knock out the other bumper cars.</description>
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    <title>The Professionals 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/theprofessionals2.html</link>
    <description>Make your way as a stone-cold killer in this action game. Use arrows to move, hold S to run and D to shoot. Don't forget to reload your gun by hitting R.</description>
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    <title>Super Mario Star Road</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/supermariostarroad.html</link>
    <description>Grab the coins as you jump OVER goombas and reach the final ending star at each level. Many levels!</description>
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    <title>Blue Rabbit's FreeFall</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/brsfreefall.html</link>
    <description>Okay, jumping out of an airplane without a parachute is a short-lived fun and somewhat stupid but it's exciting and you can collect a lot of stuff there.</description>
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    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/skydiver.html</link>
    <description>Sky diving can be so funny... and so murderous! Use your mouse to move the diving (or falling) dude, collect some stuff and try not to 'lose yourself'!</description>
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    <title>Sling Jumper 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/slingjumper2.html</link>
    <description>This is the second part of the time killing skill game 'Sling Jumper'. Move your ball with arrows and use the trampoline slings to reach the exits.</description>
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    <title>Star Block</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/starblock.html</link>
    <description>Almost relaxing skill game. Bounce the falling colored blocks just by touching them with your mouse and try to fill all those empty boxes at the bottom.</description>
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    <title>Telekinetic Eric</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/telekineticeric.html</link>
    <description>Telekinesis is a cool skill and very important for the talented Eric because this platform game is missing some platforms. So use them several times.</description>
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    <title>Flavors Of Negros</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/flavorsofnegros.html</link>
    <description>What a strange name for a restaurant.</description>
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    <title>Hot Babe Shopping</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/hotbabeshopping.html</link>
    <description>This girl is so hot!!!</description>
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    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/segwaybeta.html</link>
    <description>The Segway is not new.</description>
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    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/shockingboobs.html</link>
    <description>OMG.</description>
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    <title>You're Banned Cow</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/yourebannedcow.html</link>
    <description>A funny looking cow.</description>
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    <title>Charisma Carpenter</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/babes/charismacarpenter.html</link>
    <description>She looks great in that hat.</description>
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    <title>Christina Model As A Bride</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/babes/christinamodelbride.html</link>
    <description>Alot of people would love to marry her.</description>
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    <title>Kelly Kayne Pole Lessons</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/babes/kellykayne.html</link>
    <description>Incredibly fit, athletic and flexible Canadian pole dancer Kelly Kayne shows her moves.</description>
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    <title>Sivana Webcam Dance</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/babes/sivanawebcamdance.html</link>
    <description>Sivana shows off in front of her webcam.</description>
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    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/babes/workoutgirl.html</link>
    <description>Looks like this girl is doing a few reps.</description>
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    <title>Laila Abid</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/babes/lailaabid.html</link>
    <description>There is something different with European news...</description>
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    <title>Totem Destroyer</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/totemdestroyer.html</link>
    <description>If you're good in Jackstraws or Timber this nice logic puzzle game shouldn't be a great deal for you! Save various Totems by bombing away the blocks.</description>
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    <title>The Torture Game 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/thetorturegame2.html</link>
    <description>Wow. This is without a doubt the most graphic torture game ever. The blood effects and multiple points to cut off limbs made it very realistic. Definatly a game for the sick and twisted.</description>
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    <title>Indian Outlaw</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/indianoutlaw.html</link>
    <description>Control the motorcycle as you shoot the crazy things that fly around and chase you. Stay alive!</description>
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    <title>Oil Tanks</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/oiltanks.html</link>
    <description>Race around the track shooting the other tanks and try to make it the finish line!</description>
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    <title>Boba Fett FlashDance</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/bobafettflashdance.html</link>
    <description>Wow! Boba should definitely have had a starring role in the classic Flashdance movie, he has got ALL the moves, in fact, he's damn hot!</description>
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    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/mgsflashcollabdisc01.html</link>
    <description>We never laughed so hard at a collab in all our lives! Very well done, excellent flow between artists and great variety of different, and sometimes vulgar, references.</description>
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    <title>Super Chuck Norris Bros.</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/superchucknorrisbros.html</link>
    <description>Chuck Norris does not take any sh*t when he is in The Mushroom Kingdom.</description>
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    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/youwannadothemandance.html</link>
    <description>Wonder Woman needs to have her mouth washed out with soap. Great scene from 'The Way of the Gun' redubbed.</description>
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    <title>I Hate Britain Day</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/ihatebritainday.html</link>
    <description>A 4th of July message from Jack English, American Patriot. Remember, nothing good ever came out of England.</description>
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    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/thejedigym.html</link>
    <description>A geek starts a Jedi Gym and Darth Vader arrives and starts cutting off heads and limbs.</description>
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    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/diyvasectomy.html</link>
    <description>This might be something that should not be DIY.</description>
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    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/gasmaskmeeting.html</link>
    <description>Okay who farted?</description>
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    <title>Walmart Wages Rollback</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/walmartwagesrollback.html</link>
    <description>Just watch those wages drop!</description>
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    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/starsmethlab.html</link>
    <description>This is a surprise.</description>
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    <title>New Dollar Bill</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/newdollarbill.html</link>
    <description>Since the economy is so bad here is our new dollar bill.</description>
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    <description>You are a combat craft officer during the Vietnam War. Your missions are varied, but the goal is clear - to survive and keep sane in this bloody meat grinder.</description>
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    <title>Unlimited Zombies</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/unlimitedzombies.html</link>
    <description>Shoot the waves of zombies as you upgrade your guns, speed and health. Shoot them quickly!</description>
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    <title>Deflection</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/deflection.html</link>
    <description>The fast-paced puzzle game Deflection demands skill and patience as you have to redirect / deflect the ball and get it to the exits within mean time limits.</description>
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    <title>Stone Age Sam</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/stoneagesam.html</link>
    <description>Life's tough in the StoneAge. To make things worse our man Sam isn't really known for his smarts; left to his own devices he probably wouldn't last a day! However, although he may be all brawn, fortunately he's got your brain to help him out! And he'll need it too as he's got to find food, make weapons, survive sabertooth tigers etc.</description>
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    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/astroflyer.html</link>
    <description>Get yourself (safely) through the pseudo 3D flying game 'Astro Flyer'. Use your mouse to move, press button to speed up and dodge the obstacles.</description>
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    <title>3D Speedpool</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/3dspeedpool.html</link>
    <description>The aim is simple Smack Down all the balls as fast as you can. Don't sink the white ball, or the black until the end. For extra time pocket the ball shown in the top left. For more points - hit balls into the bonus hole, take long shots or pocket balls in consecutive shots. Best played in Fullscreen!</description>
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    <title>FireMan Washes Fire Truck During Fire</title>
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    <description>This guy must have missed a spot back at the fire house!</description>
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    <title>FireMen Eat Lunch As Building Burns</title>
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    <description>These guys are lazy.</description>
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    <title>Epic Fail Guy</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/washcarrain.html</link>
    <description>You just failed as hard as this guy.</description>
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    <title>Anime Theater</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/animetheater.html</link>
    <description>We don't know what's going on in this either...</description>
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    <title>Clear Vision Elite</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/clearvisionelite.html</link>
    <description>A very hard shooter as you wait and wait and wait for your sniper crosshairs to lineup with heads.</description>
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    <title>One Shot One Kill</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/oneshotonekill.html</link>
    <description>A fun sniper game with 8 missions. You work as a hit man for a shady crime syndicate, your bosses will provide you with various missions, many of which will need some brain power to solve.</description>
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    <title>Ownage Burst</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/ownageburst.html</link>
    <description>AwEsOmE Must-Play 'Metal Slug'-like arcade action game! Use WASD or arrow keys to move, mouse to aim and shoot and space to throw grenades.</description>
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    <title>Warrior Shooting Time</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/warriorshootingtime.html</link>
    <description>The otocrain planet has been destroyed, and there is only one survivor, general darciro, before he beggins his adventure to revenge he needs to learn how to use his weapons, so finish this training module and become a master weapon general.</description>
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    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/speedwarrior.html</link>
    <description>Drive'n'upgrade the (very controllable) car in this racing game. Use your arrow keys to accelerate and steer and press the space bar to pull the hand brake.</description>
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    <title>No Feeding The Window Cleaners</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/nofeedingwindowcleaners.html</link>
    <description>Because if you feed one it will never leave.</description>
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    <title>Man Fakes Heart Attack In Courtroom</title>
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    <description>This guy fakes a heart attack in court and judge knows he is faking it. Watch him miraclously come back to life when the judge says he is not going to get a mistrial.</description>
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    <title>The Drunk Daredevil</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/drunkdaredevil.html</link>
    <description>In 1933, for the benefit of American newsreels, Ben Dova performed his acrobatic act atop New York's 56 storey Chanin Building with no net, no wires and no camera tricks.</description>
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    <title>Grand Theft Awesome IV</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/gtawesome4.html</link>
    <description>This is exactly like the real game!! We hate it when your bike spawns and it floats in the middle of nowhere!!</description>
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    <title>Chainsaw Maid</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/animation/chainsawmaid.html</link>
    <description>They`re coming for your flesh and blood. The last hope rests on a sexy maid. Fairly brutal claymation.</description>
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    <title>Stunt Mania 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/stuntmania2.html</link>
    <description>10 levels of using nitro and speeding over jumps to do stunts. Get points to progress to next level.</description>
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    <title>Shift 3</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/shift3.html</link>
    <description>You asked for it, you got it. SHIFT 3 is here, and it's unlike any Shifting experience you've had before. A massive Adventure mode takes you to the roots of the SHIFT experiment, tonnes of achievements to earn and even an unlockable Celebrity secret character!</description>
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    <title>Tipping Point</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/tippingpoint.html</link>
    <description>Enter the slightly surrealistic world of the point and click adventure game 'Tipping Point' and solve all the various tricky quests using mouse and brain.</description>
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    <title>Metal Slug Brutal</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/metalslugbrutal.html</link>
    <description>Attention, Metal Slug Soldiers: This action game provides a lot of cannon fodder for your guns! Use your arrows to move, hit Z to shoot and X to jump.</description>
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    <title>C.I.A. Where Everybody Knows Your Name</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/ciaknowname.html</link>
    <description>This is true.</description>
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    <title>Circular Reasoning Works Because</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/circularreasoning.html</link>
    <description>Yeah we don't know either.</description>
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    <title>D.U.F.F. - Designated Ugly Fat Friend</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/duff.html</link>
    <description>Every hot chick has one of these.</description>
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    <title>Firefox BBQ</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/firefoxbbq.html</link>
    <description>Sorry Internet Explorer you are not invited.</description>
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    <title>Happy Hot Air Balloon</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/happyballoon.html</link>
    <description>The coolest balloon you will ever see.</description>
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    <title>Happy Stereo</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/happystereo.html</link>
    <description>Looks like our stereo.</description>
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    <title>Notice - Strictly No Lamb Rubbing</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/nolamb.html</link>
    <description>This includes you too, Jesus.</description>
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    <title>Real Life Niko Bellic</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/realniko.html</link>
    <description>This is what Niko Bellic would look like if he was real.</description>
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    <title>SWAT Team On Segways</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/swatseg.html</link>
    <description>They are lazy.</description>
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    <title>Wrestlers Head In Other Wrestlers Shorts</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/wrestleshorts.html</link>
    <description>How does this happen?</description>
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    <title>Zombie Cat</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/zombiecat.html</link>
    <description>ZOMG!! IT'S TEH ZOMBIE CAT!!!</description>
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    <title>Beyonce Knowles Black Outfit</title>
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    <description>Beyonce looks great in this awesome black outfit!</description>
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    <title>Denise Milani As A CowGirl</title>
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    <description>Denise proves she looks good no matter what she wears.</description>
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    <title>Ellen Page</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/babes/ellenpage.html</link>
    <description>Ellen has such a cute smile.</description>
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    <title>Heidi Cortez In A Blue Bikini</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/babes/heidicortez.html</link>
    <description>The ever so beautiful Heidi Cortez in a blue bikini.</description>
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    <title>Vicious Police Dogs</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/videos/policedogs.html</link>
    <description>Watch these dangerously aggressive police dogs attack people in moving cars while they are being shot at. These dogs are so mean they even attack their handlers. They have to be like this, it is their job to save people's lives in dangerous situations.</description>
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    <title>A.C. Slater Death Metal Drummer</title>
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    <description>A.C. gets on the drums and owns Zack Morris yet again in another contest. When will Zack learn that he will never be as cool as A.C. Slater.</description>
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    <title>Howard Stern Korean Clock Lady Prank Call</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/audio/koreanclock.html</link>
    <description>Howard Stern calls a Korean lady that owns a clock shop and asks her how she can fix his 10 inch, black 75 year old clock. Hilarious!</description>
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    <title>3D Motorcycle Race</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/3dmotorcyclerace.html</link>
    <description>Race against 3 opponents. Complete 3 laps to get a chance to enter your name in best time scores table. To unlock new tracks you must be first to cross the finish line.</description>
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    <title>Magnet Canyon Racer</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/magnetcanyonracer.html</link>
    <description>Keep the car centered on the road. Don't let the car crash into the side or into other obstacles.</description>
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    <title>Soccer In Japan</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/soccerinjapan.html</link>
    <description>Play soccer against the computer as you try to score in the difficult games ahead in this great looking soccer game.</description>
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    <title>Aliens Must Die</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/aliensmustdie.html</link>
    <description>Take control of the last starship and defeat endless rounds of alien bad guys, helped out by your co pilot Annie.</description>
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    <title>Sentry Fortress</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/sentryfortress.html</link>
    <description>Help the Engineer defend his base from the BLU team but watch out for sneaky spies! Gameplay like Unreal Flash 2007 but alot cooler!</description>
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    <title>Dominus Void</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/dominusvoid.html</link>
    <description>Dominus Void is another, but quite fancy logic maze game. Gameplay like Excit.</description>
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    <title>Ninja Pop</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/ninjapop.html</link>
    <description>Try to pop as many bubbles as possible using the balls. Lets see what you got.</description>
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    <title>BBQ Freak</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/bbqfreak.html</link>
    <description>This guy really gets into barbecuing.</description>
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    <title>Bum Bite</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/pictures/bumbite.html</link>
    <description>Know the difference.</description>
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    <title>Blobink</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/blobink.html</link>
    <description>In this special kind of 'draw game' you have to paint the town red... and blue and green... Use arrows to move your color-blob to paint the entire screen.</description>
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    <title>Bloons 5 - Player Pack 4</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/bloons5.html</link>
    <description>NEW BLOONS!!! Use the mouse to aim your throw. Click and hold to choose the power of your throw. Try to pop as many balloons as possible using the darts you are given for each level. And you can play in ‘unlimited dart mode’ if you want.</description>
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    <title>GemCraft</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/gemcraft.html</link>
    <description>Havoc and corruption swarms through the land, and you are one of those few wizards who can put an end to it. Create and combine magic gems, put them into your towers and banish the monsters back to hell!</description>
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    <title>Hazard 2</title>
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    <description>There are loads of new levels to master in the sequel to the action skill game 'Hazard'. Use A and D to move and press your mouse to shoot (and jump).</description>
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    <title>Bowja The Ninja 2</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/bowjatheninja2.html</link>
    <description>In the second part of the colorful point and click adventure game 'Bowja The Ninja' you have to retrieve a very dangerous missile and to save the day.</description>
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    <title>Dino Run</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/dinorun.html</link>
    <description>Escape the pyroclastic wall of doom in this great retro game. Use WASD or arrows to jump and run, down to attack smaller dinos and shift for extra boost.</description>
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    <title>Snowy Treasure Hunter 3</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/snowytreasurehunter3.html</link>
    <description>Guide the little polar bear through the colorful platform action game 'Snowy Treasure Hunter 3'. Use arrows to jump, run and climb and Z and X to dig.</description>
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    <title>Turtix</title>
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    <description>Turtix is one supercute and colorful platform jump and run game. Use arrows to move the sweet turtle, collect jewels and jump on enemies' heads.</description>
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    <title>Maple Story Return Of Papulatus</title>
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    <description>All die-hard 'Maple Story' fans will now get a new chance to smash their keyboards into pieces again and, of course, to eliminate the evil clock boss.</description>
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    <title>Jetpack Rally</title>
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    <description>Fly through the levels with your jetpack, control the ball with gravity and get it to the next player.</description>
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    <title>Trials Dynamite Tumble</title>
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    <description>Tumble and explode the ragdoll driver with dynamites. Try to detonate as many dynamites as you can with three runs.</description>
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    <title>Goosy Pool</title>
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    <description>A nice pool game with great graphics and controls.</description>
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    <title>Tricky Pool</title>
    <link>http://www.unitednothing.net/content/games/trickypool.html</link>
    <description>Pocket the balls before they disappear from the table. If you pocket the cue ball, you get a penalty of 5 secs on each ball. Try to pocket the balls within less time to get more bonus points, the faster you pocket, the more bonus points you get.</description>
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    <description>A great collection of funny gifs from all over the web. Some of the new gifs are really funny and some include Pedo Bear.</description>
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    <description>Could you be a darling and hold this while I take a quick crap on the sidewalk please?</description>
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    <description>A man tries to make his own peaceful world but the hustle and bustle of modern life follows him everywhere he creates.</description>
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    <title>Beware Of Cell Phone Perverts</title>
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    <description>This must be a real big problem in Japan.</description>
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    <title>Deposit Money Here</title>
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    <description>Oh, okay. Sure.</description>
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    <description>So thats what the police do on the side of the road. They are not looking for people speeding. They are playing Solitaire.</description>
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    <title>Video Games In Real Life</title>
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    <description>A cool collection of video game characters doing stuff in modern life.</description>
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    <description>Imagine seeing your boss chase after his new certified pre owned BMW before it rolls into oncoming traffic. It is hard to remember to put the car in PARK before you get out of it.</description>
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    <description>Find your colleague in this atmospheric top down action adventure game. Explore dark and creepy areas and search and use various items to get on.</description>
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